Elon Musk’s Ten Favorite Foods
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1. Mink
Elon Musk is an outspoken opponent of the fur trade, but he loves eating tender, depilated mink, proving once again that he is a man of contradictions.
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2. Fecal powders
Ask anyone at Tesla, Elon Musk believes firmly in the revitalizing effects of ayurvedic excrement. Fecal powders are freely available in capsule form at all of Musk’s factories and Tesla showrooms.
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3. Fried bologna
Elon Musk has been eating fried bologna since his early days in Pretoria when money was scarce. Now that he’s a trillionaire, he’s found that his predilection for this cheap processed food is impossible to shake.
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4. Straight mustard
No one likes mustard more than Elon Musk. The owner of X has been known to eat as much as a half gallon a day straight out of the tub. His favorite brand? Giant brand yellow mustard.
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5. Elk hide
Taking his cue from Mark Zuckerberg and Joe Rogan, Elon Musk built a firesite on his sprawling Austin, TX property where he sacrifices an elk buck weekly, claiming the energy boost from devouring the elk’s crisped carcass and spirit is immense.
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6. Brain supplements
With a meagre IQ of 99, Elon Musk isn’t ashamed of getting an extra brain boost. His daily regimen, inspired by fellow mega businessman Brian Johnson, isn’t public knowledge.
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7. Popcorn kernels
You may have seen Elon Musk enjoying one of his many formidable awkward silences on YouTube. But you probably didn’t know that Musk always chews on salted, undercooked popcorn kernels while he cogitates.
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8. Boiled Twinkies
Elon Musk adds an idiosyncratic twist to the popular Scottish fried Twinkie by boiling his first in tap water, then dipping them into room temperature peanut oil and adding sprinkles.
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9. Deviled eggs without the yolk
Most people would call them egg whites. Elon Musk still calls them deviled eggs. Musk’s mother, believing that the yolks caused strabismus, always served this holiday treat plain. Musk never caught on and continues to indulge in yolkless deviled eggs to this day.
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10. People
No, Elon Musk isn’t a cannibal, but he has been known to shrink and boil the skulls of his enemies in proxy using a 3D printer he printed from another 3D printer.